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Jun. 25th, 2004 | 05:35 am
mood: sillysilly
music: The Dead Milkmen - Stuart

Ganked from shmivejournal:
My interpretation:
In A.D. 1948
Evenings alone was beginning.
Wife: What happen ?
Love-quiz: Somebody set up us the 'Lysol'.
Husband: We get signal.
Wife: What !
Love-quiz: Main husband turn-on.
Wife: It's You !!
Lysol: How are you intimate daintiness !!
Lysol: All your married happiness are belong to us.
Lysol: Germs are on the way to destruction.
Wife: What you say !!
Lysol: You have no delicate membrane to survive make your time.
Lysol: HA HA HA HA ....
Love-quiz: Take off every 'Lysol' !!
Wife: You know what you doing.
Wife: Move 'Lysol'.
Wife: For correct douching solution.

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from: prema
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 04:10 am (UTC)
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classic. oh i needed that laugh :)

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zenith_the_high

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from: zenith_the_high
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 10:11 am (UTC)
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wow. you really got the use of proper Jap-lish down. scary. you sound just like some of the students I used to teach.

this ad disturbs me. I don't know if my man would be diggin on it if my cookie smelled like lysol. eww.

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Tanjent

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from: tanjent
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 11:46 am (UTC)
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http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf

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NobodobodoN

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from: nobodobodon
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 03:26 pm (UTC)
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I saw another ad like this recently, also for Lysol douching.

I'm pretty sure these are inspired modern parodies rather than real ads from that period. The language seems more like 2004 than 1954. I've read a few Life magazines from back then, and they talked differently.

I may be wrong, but I think it's fake. Brilliant social commentary either way. Maybe Snopes would know.

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Tanjent

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from: tanjent
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 11:45 am (UTC)
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smoove zig?

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from: marconiplein
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 03:30 pm (UTC)
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the husband is obviously sneaking off to fuck the mimeograph machine. and it smells better too! (although it leaves your dick stained with blue copy powder).

i don't even know what i'm saying. it was just the first thing that came to mind.

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 06:29 pm (UTC)
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Sounds like your workplace needs better ventilation.

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renaissance_wmn

I have just one word:

from: renaissance_wmn
date: Jun. 25th, 2004 07:37 pm (UTC)
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OW!

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Joy

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from: italianbaby
date: Jun. 26th, 2004 11:00 am (UTC)
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Thanks for the link, but that's the same pic that is in Pink Think. ^_^ Awesome book, if that's not where you found it, you should read it. ;)

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stickylatex

What the ... ?

from: stickylatex
date: Jun. 28th, 2004 10:49 pm (UTC)
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What a creepy coincidence that Lysol "restores every woman's confidence in her power to please," and my goal is to annihilate mine (not my hoo-ha, mind you ... my "power to please")! ;-)

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