Music:Future Sound of London - Everyone in the World is Doing Something Without Me
SMASH SMASH SMASH!!
I am (metaphorically) here to witness (and testify!) your desire to SMASH SMASH SMASH! In fact, here, have some metaphorical plates to smash against things. They were cheap -- The Man Who Wasn't There was having a metaphorical garage sale. Sold the garage, too.
While we're at it, go ahead and fling them at this metaphorical dumpster filled with used fluorescent lighting tubes. I took the liberty of dousing the whole thing with several jugs of lamp oil for you.