My jaunt into "better living through chemistry" seems
to be working out well.
I have discovered "microwave-ready" bacon. It's a
horrible amount of packaging, but it protects the
sensibilities of my bacon-fearing housemates. Self-contained,
no frying, no pan full of grease; it doesn't even require
cookware or plates.
And talk about instant gratification. 2.5 minutes, and --