I did a striptease to the only song that I can imagine using,
Jacky [lyrics] | [review], by Marc Almond [profile] | [reviews].
It's a cover of a Jacques Brel chanson, poorly translated from the original French -- perfectly appropriate(d)1 for my nom de whatever.
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
For just one little hour,
 Meme credit: the imperative appropriate as appropriate from Scotto's explanation of scrytch, via Psyche