Triple Entendre (triple_entendre) wrote,
Triple Entendre

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Patrick: Man... I woke up at seven eleven this morning.

Me: With the guy in the green uniform yelling at you to get out?

P: Heh, yeah. "Dude, you can't sleep there!" ...No, I woke up this morning and looked at the clock and it said 7:11. I went back to sleep, woke up again, and it said 8:11.

Me: ...

P: It was weird, man. weird.

Me: Oh yeah, I took the house through a few timezones last night; I didn't think anyone would notice.

P: Ha, so let's see, at 7:11 it was, what, Mountain, and then at 8:11 it was...

Me: No, see, at around 7 this morning I got lonely, so I called the International Date Line.

P: Ha!

Me: But I couldn't speak Grennich.
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