Me: With the guy in the green uniform yelling at you to get out?
P: Heh, yeah. "Dude, you can't sleep there!" ...No, I woke up this morning and looked at the clock and it said 7:11. I went back to sleep, woke up again, and it said 8:11.
P: It was weird, man. weird.
Me: Oh yeah, I took the house through a few timezones last night; I didn't think anyone would notice.
P: Ha, so let's see, at 7:11 it was, what, Mountain, and then at 8:11 it was...
Me: No, see, at around 7 this morning I got lonely, so I called the International Date Line.
Me: But I couldn't speak Grennich.