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Sep. 7th, 2005 | 12:14 am
mood: irritatedirritated

"What I intend to do is lead a, uh... uh, to lead a investigation to find out what went right and what went wrong.

And I'll tell you why.

Uh it's ah very important for us to understand the relationship between the Federal government the state govmint n' the local goverment, when it comes to a major catastrophe!"

Yes, I think we can all agree that that is very important. In fact, one might even consider it a prerequisite to running for office.


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from: caliedoscope
date: Sep. 7th, 2005 10:35 am (UTC)

It may have been a prerequisite for running, but since he already has the job ...

I hope this isn't disparagement of my absolutely favorite presumindent in the whole world. Who else has done so much? It takes a brave, brilliant man to free all that money that had been languishing as "surplus" and a true visionary to do what he can to help bring down the overpopulation problem.

So what if he's not glib. Or even moderately coherent. Who can hate a man who grins so smugly all the time, no matter how inappropriate the occasion?

Let's face it, kids. No one else in the possibility pool of presidential position would have helped the American people realize so quickly how little they need the "help" of Big Bother.

He's my hero. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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from: ellisbell
date: Sep. 7th, 2005 10:41 am (UTC)

true visionary to do what he can to help bring down the overpopulation problem.

Also, no one since Biblical times has done such a great job of exterminating all our first borns...and second borns...and third borns...all in the name of locusts! er, oil!

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