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Because America Needs More Cowbell.

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Aug. 15th, 2005 | 09:00 am
mood: quixoticquixotic
music: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper

I say yes. Because the man can stare. I mean he can stare like no one else can. All emperors will be naked before that stare. I can already see how the Presidential Debates will go: Opponent makes opening statement. Mr. Walken turns and stares coldly at opponent for the full two minutes allotted for his rebuttal. Opponent breaks down and leaves in tears. Mr. Walken calmly eats a hotdog as supporters ring their cowbells and cheer wildly.

He is personally writing the platform for his campaign. I cannot wait to read it.

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from: nobodobodon
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)

You should sent him pictures of yourself in a blue, frilly dress.

Holding a cigar.

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