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Because America Needs More Cowbell.

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Aug. 15th, 2005 | 09:00 am
mood: quixoticquixotic
music: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper




I say yes. Because the man can stare. I mean he can stare like no one else can. All emperors will be naked before that stare. I can already see how the Presidential Debates will go: Opponent makes opening statement. Mr. Walken turns and stares coldly at opponent for the full two minutes allotted for his rebuttal. Opponent breaks down and leaves in tears. Mr. Walken calmly eats a hotdog as supporters ring their cowbells and cheer wildly.

He is personally writing the platform for his campaign. I cannot wait to read it.

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krystiegoddess

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from: krystiegoddess
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 02:12 pm (UTC)
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I love it! He'd have my vote in a heartbeat!!!

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caliedoscope

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from: caliedoscope
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
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Finally a W worth voting for.

No more pointless wars. Just buckwheats. Dig it.

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spacellama

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from: spacellama
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC)
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I don't know... is Cthulu running again?

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spanky pants!

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from: delia_deville
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
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A debate between Cthulu and Walken?
Where do I buy tickets?

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Maredith

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from: indiskies
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 05:02 pm (UTC)
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i want to sign up to help the campaign!!

where do i do this???

muahahaha


more cowbell

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from: nosugarsadded
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC)
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I don't know if I'm comfortable with having a president that hot. I'd have to watch the debates alone so I could masturbate.

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NobodobodoN

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from: nobodobodon
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
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You would have to be alone, honey. I'm sure you could find someone to lend you a hand.

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from: nosugarsadded
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
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No, no. It'll have to be just me and Mr. Walken.

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NobodobodoN

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from: nobodobodon
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
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You should sent him pictures of yourself in a blue, frilly dress.

Holding a cigar.

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from: nosugarsadded
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
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Also, I like that when I google "walken 2008 president", the third hit is on suicidegirls.com.

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Kat

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from: ellisbell
date: Aug. 15th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC)
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holy shit I thought that was a joke. I guess not.

what would it be like to have a president who was also star of a music video?

sometimes I get these strange urges to watch that video. sigh. how I love it.

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Heather the Great

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from: heatherthegreat
date: Aug. 17th, 2005 05:26 am (UTC)
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Would you believe that aethyrflux's isp at work has the site blocked by its filter? Bi-zarre!!

Waa! I wanted more cowbell!

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OMFG!!!

from: tamimoto
date: Aug. 17th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
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Who would be his VP?

COWBELL FOR EVERYONE!!!YEAH!!!!!

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