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Feb. 1st, 2005 | 02:52 am
mood: drunkdrunk
music: Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men (Karaoke Edition)

Man, something about me brings out the craaaazy in cab drivers.

Something about my sincere presence in the world and the way I listen.

Ka-raaazy.

So I was hangin' out playing pool with Bon and Psyche (it is her birthday). Now there's a couple of people who, separately and together, can sure use a chaperone to tell them each and both when to shut the hell up, and be happy about it.

Yeah so, I'm home now, thanks very much to the craaazy cab driver (much respect, don't get me wrong), and ...

I am all alone, and raging drunk. You have two hours in which to ask me your probing questions and get inappropriately sincere and emphatic answers. Or come play scrabble, whatever. (Somehow I am able to type, but the room it spins a bit!)

Yeah.

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Minister of Free Inquiry

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from: aethyrflux
date: Feb. 1st, 2005 09:01 am (UTC)
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Now there's a couple of people who, separately and together, can sure use a chaperone to tell them each and both when to shut the hell up, and be happy about it.

(snicker)
and just how does one communicate such a thing?
that's a talent i could use more of!

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Heather the Great

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from: heatherthegreat
date: Feb. 1st, 2005 10:08 am (UTC)
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what? shutting up or telling others when to shut up (and be happy with it)? hee hee

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Minister of Free Inquiry

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from: aethyrflux
date: Feb. 2nd, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
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oh, i see!
you're responding to the last part ("that's a talent i could use more of!") out of context from the first part?
well, i'll take that under advisement.
y'know, you can always just put the gag back in my mouth, if you're tired of me talking...

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Heather the Great

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from: heatherthegreat
date: Feb. 2nd, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)
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Really? I can gag you? I think there are probably points in time when you wouldn't appreciate that... and how are you supposed to use a safe word with a gag in your mouth?

... wait... "put the gag BACK in your mouth"? I haven't put one in there at all!

nevertheless, i'll have to get more duct tape. }:>

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Minister of Free Inquiry

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from: aethyrflux
date: Feb. 2nd, 2005 08:56 am (UTC)
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well, i was referring to the duct tape as a gag for effect...

and we would have to use a safe signal instead, silly!
(i.e., stomp feet three times, tap fingers, etc.)

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Heather the Great

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from: heatherthegreat
date: Feb. 9th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
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i really enjoyed the handcuffs the other night...

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Heather the Great

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from: heatherthegreat
date: Feb. 9th, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
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oh crap! sorry trip!!

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Feb. 1st, 2005 10:15 am (UTC)
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as quickly and succinctly as possible, preferably without thinking. You have to decide this ahead of time.

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Minister of Free Inquiry

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from: aethyrflux
date: Feb. 2nd, 2005 06:49 am (UTC)
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people keep telling me to control my impulses, but i like this idea better... decide ahead of time what sort of impulsive behaviour to exhibit, and wait for the right moment!

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Heather the Great

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from: heatherthegreat
date: Feb. 1st, 2005 10:09 am (UTC)
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you rock trip. enjoy your drunken stupor!

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Feb. 1st, 2005 10:16 am (UTC)
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It's enjoying me, that's for sure

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from: marconiplein
date: Feb. 1st, 2005 07:35 pm (UTC)
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i'm sorry i missed that! i haven't enjoyed your compass-confusing honesty in MONTHS!!!

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