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Dec. 30th, 2004 | 06:13 am
mood: ditzyditzy
music: Darude - Sandstorm

How many years of "cute" do I have left?

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JP Sugarbroad

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from: taral
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 06:46 pm (UTC)

In order to determine your current cute balance, please submit form A1420-09 to your primary cute bank branch. This form usually takes 8-12 weeks to process, except during holiday periods, baseball season, and during bird migration.

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Triple Entendre


from: triple_entendre
date: Dec. 31st, 2004 02:59 am (UTC)

Bureaucracy has been working to my benefit lately, so....

They've lost my forms! I'll be cute forever!

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JP Sugarbroad

Re: Hooray!

from: taral
date: Jan. 1st, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)

"I'm sorry, we appear to have lost your forms! You need to file Form B8J-009C/I, Reconsideration In Light Of Extenuating Circumstances Involving Bureaucratic Idiocy before the end of the year or they'll close your cute account." (No refunds.)

Note: Cute Bank is closed from 12/20 through 1/7 to make our employees happy. We are open Monday through Friday, 11 am to 1 pm, except during lunch.

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