So, I feel like it's way past time to tease you all some more.
This room was painted dark blue and dark yellow, and lit by huge fluorescent lights, but I'll make adjustments where I can.
I'm lookin' kinda like Bug-Eyed Earl, here.
It's hard to take off your clothes while holding a camera.
I have no tattoos.
Here, hold this for a second.
...but we'll manage.
I like bellies. Mmmm, belly.
Hey yo eazy, why you wear yo' pants like dat?
I wear such complicated clothing.
I was in Ann Arbor, MI. Yellow and blue are their school colors there. I'm not really yellow in real life. But I am naked.
Wait! Let's pause for a moment and consider the ramifications of putting nekkid pictures in the internet!
Naaaah, let's not.
I'm ticklish right... there. Don't tell.
Down with pants!
I saturate the room with my DISCO rays!
It's the attack of the 500-foot man!
For now, at least. There may be more pictures. Okay, there are more pictures, but they sort of... exceed the mandate of this little journal.