I'm really hard on the Oracles - Things That Fell Out of My Head — LiveJournal

I thought, "Stupid internet memes. I'll stump it! I'll ask it a picture." But no.

I asked the magic cactus, and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME: Fake it so well that nobody knows the difference, including yourself.

reality subversion @ www.irreality.net

(Cross-server javascripting code exploits left as an exercise to the reader.)

-Trip

P.S. - Only with Google can you input "cactus clown penis" (without the quotes, even!) and hit "I'm feeling lucky" and find exactly what you were looking for.