The Oracle has taken great amusement in the similarity of your predicament to its own. Being all-knowing and wise, as well as a professional smart-alec, has its perks, but all the recognition in the world doesn't put food on the Oracle's table.
Change the above to your actual ideal job description. Pow, you're self-employed! It's exactly like being unemployed, except opposite in meaning. Authority comes from within.
You owe the Oracle
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