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How to Name Your Cat, by Triple Entendre

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Sep. 25th, 2005 | 11:26 am

1. Go to Google suggest.

2. Without looking, strike two different letter keys on the keyboard.

3. From the choices visible in the suggestions dropdown box, choose the word you like best.

4. Repeat the above steps from the beginning a couple more times, or until you feel like you have a good set of candidates.


(My results: fswep, bzoink, tsunami. I'd have to meet the cat to choose between those. :) )

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)
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I'm surprised it's not already a shell command!

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Eposia

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from: eposia
date: Sep. 25th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)
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BZOINK! Get off the counter!

TSUNAMI! Quit clawing the furniture!

FSWEP! *giggling* FSWEP FSWEP FSWEP!

I think I like Bzoink best for weirdness, Tsunami for ease of pronunciation, and Fswep is just great to say over and over agian. Not sure if that's good in a cat name though...

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 29th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
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well, three cats should be enough for anyone.

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Eposia

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from: eposia
date: Sep. 25th, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC)
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Tune in same time next week, for more Adventures of BZOINK the Cat!

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Vixen

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from: vixengrrl
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
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Oooh, Odeon, I like it!

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)
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Now you need a cat!

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Vixen

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from: vixengrrl
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
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Ha ha, no I don't, I already have three!

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caliedoscope

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from: caliedoscope
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
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We have an extra cat. I'll mail it to you and you can fswep it all you like.

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 29th, 2005 06:58 am (UTC)
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All the cats I know would pretend not to like that.

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Looky Looky

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from: yangenigma
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 05:11 pm (UTC)
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nrmp and ekit

(helps if I spin around in my chair 3 times before picking striking a key.)

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
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It helps to spin the cat around a few times also.

"come here, ekit! why are you so dizzy?"

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Looky Looky

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from: yangenigma
date: Sep. 26th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
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So should I spin the cat before I spin myself? Or should I spin the cat whilst spinning myself?

Warning: This may require more talent than is currently in stock.

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 29th, 2005 06:54 am (UTC)
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There's more than one way to spin a cat.

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TroyToy

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from: troyworks
date: Sep. 27th, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
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tsunami..would have been a good name for my cat who liked to knead claws and my waterbeds

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