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Sep. 19th, 2005 | 10:11 am
mood: creativecreative

A friend had this as their Word of the Day, in a friends-only post:
cal·li·pyg·i·an  or cal·li·py·gous adj. Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

how exactly would that be pronounced? someone asked.

This is my answer.



Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious
By Triple Entendre


Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i
Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i

Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious
Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!

Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i
Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i

Because I would so crudely speak Of such a shapely ass
The ladies gave me nose a tweak And said I had no class
But then one day I learned a word That saved me aching nose
The biggest word I ever heard And this is how it goes:

Oh, supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious
Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!

BRIDGE:
Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i
Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i

He traveled all around the world and everywhere he went
He'd use his word and all would say, "There goes a clever gent"
When dukes and maharajas pass the time of day with me
I say my special word and then They ask if they can see! oh!

CHORUS:
Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious
Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!

Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i
Bum diddle diddle diddle, um diddle-i

So when you see an ample bum
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life,
One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl's my wife!

She's supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious
Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!

Supercallipygianisticexpialidocious!

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Miss Scarlet

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from: zuleikhajami
date: Sep. 19th, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
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*laugh*

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krystiegoddess

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from: krystiegoddess
date: Sep. 19th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
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i may have to call you some nasty names now . . . . .

(hums away . . .)

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