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Dec. 30th, 2004 | 06:13 am
mood: ditzyditzy
music: Darude - Sandstorm

How many years of "cute" do I have left?

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valkyriie

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from: valkyriie
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)
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I think it's a renewable resource with ya sweet pea.

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Bean

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from: fulguritus
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 03:41 pm (UTC)
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i know some adorably cute 60 smething-year-olds.
it's usually personality and smile driven.

love~

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NobodobodoN

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from: nobodobodon
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 03:52 pm (UTC)
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Six

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Triple Entendre

Ding!

from: triple_entendre
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 05:06 pm (UTC)
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That's about what I figured.

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cattnip

Re: Ding!

from: cattnip
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 11:57 pm (UTC)
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So if you figure you have 6 cute years left, how do you plan to use them?
What strategy to you have for maximizing the return on your remaining cuteness?

(This is in no way to say that I agree to that figure, just wondering.)

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Triple Entendre

Re: Ding!

from: triple_entendre
date: Dec. 31st, 2004 02:15 am (UTC)
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Now there's a question that deserves some serious consideration. I think I have found the answer:

1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

an underpants gnome, as seen on TV

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cattnip

Re: Ding!

from: cattnip
date: Dec. 31st, 2004 04:06 am (UTC)
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I think you have a solid business plan there.

:)

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Shannon

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from: choiceful
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 06:14 pm (UTC)
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The rest of your life, you're going to be an adorable old man ;)

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Dec. 31st, 2004 03:28 am (UTC)
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Awwwwww. ... Thanks. :)

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JP Sugarbroad

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from: taral
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 06:46 pm (UTC)
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In order to determine your current cute balance, please submit form A1420-09 to your primary cute bank branch. This form usually takes 8-12 weeks to process, except during holiday periods, baseball season, and during bird migration.

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Triple Entendre

Hooray!

from: triple_entendre
date: Dec. 31st, 2004 02:59 am (UTC)
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Bureaucracy has been working to my benefit lately, so....

They've lost my forms! I'll be cute forever!

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JP Sugarbroad

Re: Hooray!

from: taral
date: Jan. 1st, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)
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"I'm sorry, we appear to have lost your forms! You need to file Form B8J-009C/I, Reconsideration In Light Of Extenuating Circumstances Involving Bureaucratic Idiocy before the end of the year or they'll close your cute account." (No refunds.)

Note: Cute Bank is closed from 12/20 through 1/7 to make our employees happy. We are open Monday through Friday, 11 am to 1 pm, except during lunch.

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Courtney

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from: paniolo99
date: Dec. 30th, 2004 08:12 pm (UTC)
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Yup, you're going to be a cutie for a long time yet. Me, I am suffering the Death of Cute...have to give up those knee socks and pigtails sometime, you know.

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Triple Entendre

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from: triple_entendre
date: Dec. 31st, 2004 02:56 am (UTC)
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Sweetie, I could see you dying of acute cuteness maybe, but I don't see any Death of Cute. You'll always be adorable as long as you smile (fully, with the eyes) often enough.

So, the people in your life better keep making you smile, or we'll be having some words.

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