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I'm really hard on the Oracles

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Sep. 27th, 2004 | 12:07 am
mood: gigglygiggly

I thought, "Stupid internet memes. I'll stump it! I'll ask it a picture." But no.

the magic cactus
I asked the magic cactus,
clown flowerpots with phallic cactuses in their pants
and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME:
Fake it so well that nobody knows the difference, including yourself.


reality subversion @ www.irreality.net

(Cross-server javascripting code exploits left as an exercise to the reader.)

-Trip

P.S. - Only with Google can you input "cactus clown penis" (without the quotes, even!) and hit "I'm feeling lucky" and find exactly what you were looking for.

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Bean

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from: fulguritus
date: Sep. 26th, 2004 10:25 pm (UTC)
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you twisted wonderful man!
will i ever see you again?
wanna go get donuts?
right now?

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Triple Entendre

Yes! Customize.

from: triple_entendre
date: Sep. 26th, 2004 10:49 pm (UTC)
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Yes! I want to go get donuts. How is it done?

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Bean

Re: Yes! Customize.

from: fulguritus
date: Sep. 27th, 2004 10:46 pm (UTC)
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with carz.

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Silent Reality;

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from: silentreality
date: Sep. 27th, 2004 02:03 am (UTC)
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haha.
that's amazing ;)
Some of the things people have done with this cactus are so fun =)

~Squink, irreality

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from: spumoni
date: Sep. 29th, 2004 12:31 pm (UTC)
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Just when I thought there was no hope for the world.
I get great joy out of the mere fact that these clown exist.

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